Reviews

I have spent the bulk of the past 20 years reviewing everything from music to firearms, usually trying to put a positive spin on them because that was the assignment. There were times when I genuinely liked the product as I used receive tons of records that I loved, times that I had to write something even though I knew nothing about what I was talking about, in this case the many number of rifles I recommended falls directly into that category. Then there were the legions of cookbooks I was spoiled with that I simply devoured with lust that could have made me corpulent.

This is my new section for real reviews. I have been sent to so many trade shows over the last two decades and interviewed so many different strangers who were trying to flog garbage to me that I could only define as nonsensical that I had to find happy things to say about that I now feel obligated to put this section up just to rid my soul of the lies.

From boats that I couldn’t drive to fish finders I couldn’t understand to taxidermists who were looking for apprentices, this is how I will cleanse my soul. You were all fucking crazy.

  • Seed and Rind Splendor (1/29/2019) - An Ayurvedic Facial Marries Eastern Health Western Luxury For an All-Out Majestic Experience If you’ve never heard of it, an Ayurvedic facial is like the aesthetic care equivalent to yoga for your body only you don’t do any of the work and you just get spoiled. “Ayurveda translates as the science of life and so …
  • Gold Collagen,Post Trial (12/5/2018) - 30 bottles of this fancy little tonic later and I am feeling mixed emotions about this product. On the one hand, I saw my skin look develop a kind of glow to it and scars and wrinkles did appear minimized. I was very much impressed by this. On the other hand, this is a very …
  • Product Trial: Gold Collagen (10/9/2018) - For my first product review & trial, I get to be pampered with trying out Pure Gold Collagen, a new health supplement tonic in a tiny bottle that is about to hit pharmacy shelves and their accompanying line of facial masks.   Hailing from England (where all things wonderful in the fashion and beauty world …
  • Reviews I would Rather Do (8/17/2018) - I have spent the bulk of the past 20 years reviewing everything from music to firearms, usually trying to put a positive spin on them because that was the assignment. There were times when I genuinely liked the product as I used receive tons of records that I loved, times that I had to write …